fuckthefortune:

my boyfriend’s way of telling me he’s sad

fuckthefortune:

my boyfriend’s way of telling me he’s sad

gyarados:

Could you imagine if science was actually governed by public opinion
Imagine having to reject evolution because you’re a scientist in Texas

gyarados:

Could you imagine if science was actually governed by public opinion

Imagine having to reject evolution because you’re a scientist in Texas


  • dainty small heterosexual lady protagonist: i thought you had died...
  • large strong man with five o clock shadow and a gravelly voice protagonist: heh... you can't get rid of me that easy...

define-cheeky:

So… everyone needs to read the reviews on Amazon for their new “For Her” line of ballpoint pens.

Sarcastic feminists are just the best

agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

cock-blocked:

jpnvines:

待ち合わせ場所に彼氏が遅れた時VS友達が遅れた時 〜 Reika Oozeki

When your boyfriend is late to your meeting place VS when your friend is late 〜 Reika Oozeki

When your boyfriend is late to the meeting place:

Oh, you’re finally here! :)

If it’s a friend:

So you’re finally here you’re 23 minutes and 18 seconds late LJEJ$9*)$@&!!!

ive been watching this for so long omg

cloudfreed:

my-own-superman:

I’m sorry, Professor, I didn’t do any of my homework cuz it was my dogs birthday.

oh my god oh my GOD

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)